they say 2022 is supposed to be the year of the ❤️🔥
this is gonna be a long one
Kelly responding to Larissa’s short, sweet & drunk piece from last week with a buttload of (sober) airplane thoughts.
they say 2022 is supposed to be the year of the
lovers but so far it’s been the year of purging residuals so buckle in make sure your seat backs are upright & your tray tables stowed because this is gonna be a long one I’m not sure if I’m taking off or landing checking my own baggage or someone else’s I’m very good at making things look good the circus arrives without warning you know it’s rainy season (again) & I’m just over here planning for my parallel lives how are you
feeling?sorry I meant what are you doing? dancing on tables hbu? hey, get back where I want you in that 8 ball Britney Spears is the most broken out of the matrix of all of us siempre fresco entonces, pizza never thought I’d ever see the day when Emily in Paris shoots her husband but my words are sweating & this bed is the best vessel & America is a construct & Market Basket is a time machine & Twizzlers remind me of dressing rooms have to learn how to be around other people tell me I’m the greatest but the ones I let close always say I’m the worst I’m sorry ok good talk some ducks dive deep while others cannot dive at all I’m an excellent driver baptized by the sun murdered by the sleet never married twice divorced se vende: rumors I want a partner for weeknights & Sunday mornings only happily ever after the after a ghost is just seeing your future turned 26 & been raging backwards ever since chocolates on the pillow aren’t enough for some people just have to live through things halving the halves until they can’t have it anymore not sure if I need to say what I’m thinking or think what I’m saying more peanut butter & bile started this birth-month throwing up been nauseous since late-August so I’m used to this manic pixie life of the party plane-hopping to perfect places kind of went from great expectations to no more Marianne or Suzanne bitches like you are the problem searching for the next island to violate common sense itself says that everyone should have a right to vacation but the 10% is hoarding the only good snorkeling spots left they call it “Tamargringo” feels weird to be one of the few who can move around so freely these days Twitter is enemy territory where we’d rather “resist” than exist & get our hands dirty together Fisher said the goal isn’t to be an activist but to activate like Lindsay on Summer House if you’ve screenshotted my drunk texts save ‘em cuz one day they'll be relics of my early work you can sell them on t-shirts (iykyk) the demons & gremlins have exited my body but they’re still fenced into my yard so I’ll have to spin away like one of those Sky Dancer barbies from the 90’s if icebergs are just people who smile when they’re sad then are volcanoes with tops concealed by clouds just people who cry when they’re really angry I don’t know but if you see a deer in your front yard or a crow at your window… they’re mine mucho gusto
Hey, besties! I have no prompts/homework for you this week because I am still jetlagged AF and my brain is hardly functioning. Instead, why don’t you check out our first podcast episode on #TRPPLFFCT. 🙃
Love you bye,