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Larissa using their very astute deduction skills like a web-stalking Sherlock Holmes to respond to Kelly’s piece “ to <3 something is to see it as it is “

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I can interpret text, u know?

Deus ex iPhone: 
u 
stopped liking 
my Instagram pics
probably muted me and 
my indirect
looking for names on the list
of people watching 
stories
was it something I said? 
or was it that text I 
sent? or when I lie 
awake at night scroll
ing (acquiring 
repetitive strain
injury and tendinitis)
thinking bout my
follower count today less
I know all the broken strings 
of data 
so stop tenuously lying to me 
because the algorithm has already
told
me u 
don’t love me 
anymore
#tragedy


hey followers! i better catch u watching all of our instagram stories

or else.

love me, feed me, never leave me. xoxo L


this week’s poetry prompt is to go through ur social media and unfollow people who shouldn’t be on your timeline anymore.

see u next week!


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Feb 8, 2022

Wonderful exploration of the birth of new social norms. I don't unfollow enough. Getting right to it.

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