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Bonne nouvelle bitches 🍰

There is no technofeudalism

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Apr 27, 2022
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So as a response to Kelly’s poem from last week about a perfect match did you know Larissa hasn't had a Tinder (or any) date in over 9 months and that the wealth gap is bigger now than during the French Revolution? Anyway…. here’s a totally unrelated poem


Marie Antoinette Sexy GIF - Marie Antoinette Sexy GIFs

Bonne nouvelle bitches

There is no technofeudalism

And there are no digital

Guillotines but maybe

Choke daddy Bezos

If he’s into that kind of thing

Swipe right on that Meta

Versailles bratty switch

Out your cash for Etherium I

Swear it’s not a scam besides

My nudes are NFTs

Not for techbros though like

Maybe if you want it

Enough everything is pixel

And nothing hurts


The poetry prompt for this week is revolution. Jk, bake a brioche and write a poem about how sexy you are.

xoxo- L 😏


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Apr 28, 2022

Digital guillotines would be nice to have, though. On occasion. Great poem, I'm off baking a brioche now.

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