⚠️ Spoiler alert! ⚠️

Larissa and Kelly are mourning the loss of Euphoria Sunday’s by responding to the epic season 2 finale 😭 WE HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER! 😡

L:

🖕I’m not a cunt! You’re the cunt!🖕

Because I’ve actually lived a life? 
Been hoeing in
every continent and 2 
mental wards knowing
what terrine tastes like your
not on my fuckin’ level don’t even have
cool trauma to write about!

I’m the one who takes risks?
bring strangers home never wear a condom swim 
in the ocean with perforated 
ear drums. Because I’m actually
the single most interesting 
person you will ever know you
just sit there and do nothing! 

I’m the one who falls in love?
with my college 
Professor and a guy 
from a band I liked when I was 15 while
you write bad fanfiction. It’s not 
my fuckin’ fault 
they loved me back bitch!

I’m the one who gets hurt, not you?
BPD and PTSD and BAD
bitch who has had everyone
I love fuckin’ leave when I tell 
them to fuck off! Brilliant enough to know what 
the concupiscence means
You wish! 

You’re just a fuckin’ 
bystander. You’re just fuckin’
embarrassing yourself. 
It is nothing 
compared to living 
in my shadow. This is your big 
moment. Shine!

Oh, okay… you’re just jealous of my
Leo sun perfect ass 
Well if that makes me a villain,
Whoo! 
Then so fuckin’ be it. I am not
a fuckin’ cunt. 
you’re the cunt!

this bitch needs to be put down. 

K:

🎭 Close the curtain! Close the fucking curtain, now! 🎭

I saved you / the best seat in the house / from which to get stabbed / on my couch labia / cartoon tee / cell phone 7-UP / a bouquet / of red roses falls / into the spotlight / do you ever / think about the future / or the way Fezco eats cereal / and talks about / Little House on the Prairie there’s no / need to forget your manners / civilized folks ask what / are the police for / to Google the scraps / peel back the layers / or leave the fog / of my breath on the glass and bypass / your mom like a bull / in a blue set Cassie / I deserve this, right / because I’ve actually lived a life / is it better / to be the bystander / or the villain cuz / I can play the fucking villain / oh my god / I feel like I’m gonna / throw up this bitch / needs to be put down / Maddy, beat her ass everyone / film the improvised interruption / is this part of the play pause / for Elliot to sing you a shitty song / he’s still “working on” as he asks / if you could still be friends I’m telling / everyone that was part of the play / it could be worse / it could be boring / sometimes people need to / dust themselves off and get back on the pony / and sometimes people need to / get their feelings hurt / tell them / you have nothing to do with this shit / wipe off the knife / lock yourself in the bathroom / and tremble in the tub loaded with guns / walk into your dad’s warehouse / where he’s playing / Can’t Get You Out of My Head / while ominously drinking / from red cups / you want to / crack open a PBR & apologize / are you happier / it’s a simple question / in a red thumb drive / Nate appreciate it / you’re still dead / on my couch / Faye’s on the floor / hands up covered in blood red / lasers everywhere red / that letter’s never gonna get to / Lexi don’t shoot / he’s a fucking kid it’s raining / men and bullets / I was in the hall when you died / this feels like a movie / but it’s only a play hug / your sister from the hospital / and do a speech for all your friends / including Kat I just wanted to tell you that / you might be the bystander but / it brings people together look  / out the window your friends are / on the front lawn it’s literally / the same as 8th grade / people are just way more dramatic / your mom / snaps a photo in your funeral attire every time / the phone rings / it’s like you can’t hold on / to the red cardigan forever Rue I’m pretty sure / he wakes up every day / and loves you a lot more than he loves himself so / wipe that glitter off your face / and cuddle / beneath the couch with your best friend / vape with them / in the pink bathroom all beaten up / soothe the bruises / with a can of Coke he broke / up with me / before I even went on that stage don’t worry / this is just the beginning awkwardly / make your way through the crowd Jules sorry / sorry / sorry / I just wanted to tell you / that I love you / cry alone / in the auditorium I think / I was high for too much of this I wish / I could say that was a decision I made but / I am trying / to walk out / as the curtain closes / and the crowd applauds. 

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Hey, besties! Anyone else having strong emotions after watching the Euphoria Season 2 Finale? Got a sudden urge to wear rhinestones all over your face for your next Zoom meeting? Or maybe you tried to pop one too many Advils the other day, just to get a little thrill? Feel free to use this post as your coping grounds in the comments.

Love youuuu 😘

xx PTK