Kelly responding to this creepy-ass Vogue home tour from Kim and Larissa/Kanye’s piece from last week, CHAOS IS ONLY FUN WHEN YOU’RE IN CONTROL.

🍑 The Kardashians Used to Have Tuscan Style Kitchens Like the Rest of Us 🍑

but now Kim’s all like,
my first object of affection

(after my daughter 
North of course)

is the color cream
and my meadow

I’m a working woman 
so it’s like so interesting

four kids hasn’t 
messed up my chaos 

in the world
you guys stayed 

home and had Covid

maybe that was just 
her emo mood

on April 11th, 1988
I announced him

with emoji’s maybe 
a little creepy but 

they just see

how you really can 
like farm and eat it

I wanted my Ghost
to kind of blend in and

I just think that’s
like so unique

my hair
I find there’s so much

like really fun stuff

I can’t wait to show you 
our bearded dragons:

one is pink 
one is purple 
one is blue 
one is dinosaurs

what makes me sad or angry?

that I just have like,
all of these domestic things

okay you guys,
I have to go to work now

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Heyyy Poetry Trapper Keepers! Your homework assignment for the week is to catch up on Euphoria because oh, will we be celebrating the season finale this coming Sunday with some poetic responses.

Until then,
xoxo K